What is this world comming to?

What would you have me do?
(as written by a Major A.R Sole)

I passed an elderly woman this morning that had dropped her shopping, unfortunately my hands were full and I was unable to assist.
I saw a man struggling to get up off his knees today, it appeared hat he had dropped his phone. I could not help him for I was late for a meeting.
I hooted at a motorist today as they drove erratically on the highway. She was waving and then pulled over to the side of the road. I was late for my business lunch date. If I had the time I would have given her a piece of my mind.
I fired one of my staff today, as they lost me a lot of money through negligence and ignorance.
I switched off my phone around three as it just never stopped ringing!
I kicked the dog when I got home as it jumped up against the car again, when I pulled into the driveway. I have told it so many time not to.
I threw my dinner into the dustbin as it was cold when I got around to eating it.
And then my world went terribly wrong…I couldn’t find my family.



BBC Prime news broadcast this evening…(”Good evening”)

It has been reported that an elderly woman suffered a mild heart attack outside a local shopping centre this morning as she was leaving the centre with her parcels. Her condition is reported to be stable. It has been reported by the center management that on viewing the security camera footage a man was seen passing her whilst she was actually having the attack even though the footage clearly shows him looking at her he did not stop to assist. And in bizarre twist of fate the heart attack victim’s husband collapsed to his knees on ‘Church’ street several blocks away upon hearing the news a few hours after the incident. The man was rushed to the same hospital for a check up.

And in another story …

A woman was assisted on the side of the highway today by traffic officials and a fellow motorist after she went into labor on her way to her sister’s house. Eyewitnesses said that she had been driving erratically for several miles before pulling over. She was kindly assisted by a passing motorist and the traffic officers pulled over shortly afterwards. She happened to mumble about the bad manners of a motorist who hooted at her several times as he raced past, even though she tried to wave him down.

And on to business news now …(pause)

It has been reported that Mr. A.R Sole of X Holdings (PTY) Ltd has been issued a summons to appear in court, with regards to his allegedly abusive and unfair dismissal of a prominent High Court judge’s son Mr. DePrived, who was up until this morning working for Mr. X. It would appear according to Mr. DePrived, that he had erroneously deposited company funds into Mr. A.R. Sole’s account instead of the company account. According to Mr. De Prived, he did reverse the mistake, even after Mr. A.R. Sole had fired him. Unfortunately Mr. Sole has been unavailable for comment or clarification all after noon and is refusing to return our calls.

And in closing …

The SPCA (animal welfare department) has obtained surveillance footage of a man deliberately kicking his dog in his own driveway this afternoon. The man has as yet not been arrested. The police are however questioning the suspect at their head quarters in the city center as we speak. A police spokeswoman released a statement only a few moments ago, claiming that the man went to the police station to report his wife and children missing. It would appear that they had packed everything up and left home without notifying him. The spokeswoman also reported that the man in question a Major in the reserve forces a Major A.R. Sole is being sought by the police following allegations of unfair labor practices after he unfairly dismissed and verbally abused one of his staff members at his place of work. The added case of animal abuse would be investigated in due course.

And moving onto the weather …

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“Be careful – be very, very careful”







Quote ;

Dare to comment on matters, which are beyond your knowledge, will undoubtedly result in your matters becoming common knowledge.

Duncan B Taylor
02/01/08