Life is like that ...

A mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything he might have to testify about in court. The godfather takes along his attorney who knows sign language to confront the bookkeeper with regards to his missing ten million bucks.

The godfather tells the lawyer,"Ask him where my ten million bucks is" The attroney usin sign language asks the bookkeeper. The bookkeeper signs back that he doesnt know what he is talking about. The attorney tells the godfather that he doesnt know what you are talking about. The godfather pulls out a pistol and holds it against the bookkeepers head and says, "Ask him again" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper that he will get killed if he doesnt tell him where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back, "Ok you win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried in my cousin Enzo's back yard in Queens!" The godfather turns to the attorney, "Well what did he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you do not have the guts to pull the trigger."

Written by "ANON"

( i dont know who penned this but had a good laugh so i thought i would share)